| Bestfriend: | Idk.. It's going to be awkward seeing him at school knowing that he doesn't want me anymore. |
| Me: | It doesn't have to be... Here, as soon as you see him, stop what you're doing and just shake your ass. Then hit a split and put your middle finger in the air. Let him know what he's missing out on. |
| Bestfriend: | Good idea! Then I'll do the robot in front of him and all his friends so they let him know he fucked up. |
| Me: | Omg no don't do that, do the sprinkler. |
| Bestfriend: | I'll do both. |